Purpose of this site

The purpose of this site is to get the writers of The Simpsons to write the annoying, plot-draining character of Lisa Simpson from the show. This site will chronicle the ways in which the petulant, judgmental, self-victimizing Lisa harms the other characters through her constant need to throw a pity party for herself; this site will also demonstrate how shows centered on Lisa's self-serving character are utterly unwatchable; the site will also document how Lisa, the supposed conscience of The Simpsons is in fact a repository of misguided egotistical thinking. In short, Lisa's a total bitch; we hate her, and we want her gone. The best remedy is to write her out of the show, perhaps sending her off to attend school somewhere while the happy Simpsons remain home and enjoy a better, more entertaining life sans Lisa.